Why do birds shit on my notebook
Every morning I wake up and walk to my desk. On it lies my precious notebook filled with my atrocious handwriting. Poems, stories and philosophies riddle its pages. Yet if I leave my balcony door open, birds of various species fly in and shit on my notebook.
Now I’m not a superstitious person, although I am quite the mystic. It is said to be a sign of good luck when a pigeon shits on someone. Although I have always thought this was an ancient consolation for a nasty situation. Perhaps the gods are blessing my work. Or perhaps birds just love to shit on my notebook out of whim.
Either way, it is hilarious.