Why do birds shit on my notebook

Every morning I wake up and walk to my desk. On it lies my precious notebook filled with my atrocious handwriting. Poems, stories and philosophies riddle its pages. Yet if I leave my balcony door open, birds of various species fly in and shit on my notebook.

Now I’m not a superstitious person, although I am quite the mystic. It is said to be a sign of good luck when a pigeon shits on someone. Although I have always thought this was an ancient consolation for a nasty situation. Perhaps the gods are blessing my work. Or perhaps birds just love to shit on my notebook out of whim.

Either way, it is hilarious.

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